It is not really the fact that he almost rearranged a young boy’s facial features or the fact that he kept quiet about his side of the story for a while that irks me. It is the simple fact that after the silence he comes up with a cock and bull story that will make Pinocchio sound like an angel.
Does he think we are daft? I know a few of us are, but there are some of us that still have our reasoning cap firmly seated on our slowly balding head. So how do you expect us to believe that crap? You really need to employ a full time spin-doctor!
Ok, I think I need to slow down and get the facts organized abi? Y’all heard about the renowned (I use the word loosely) cinematographer that stabbed a young man in the face a few inches to the poor soul’s eyes? You did shebi? So no need to try to explain again how it all transpired. Ok, that kinda makes my job easier. Amidst the hush-hush tone from the stabber’s camp, we all waited with bathed breathe for his side of the story howbeit horrifying but lo and behold when it came it sounded like a tale from the stables of a James Hardly Chase wannabe.
Highly disappointing jor! Please help me do the analysis o!
THE STABBEE’S VERSION- The boy’s chic came back to tell her boyfriend she was going offset as instructed by the video producer and was met with a series of verbal harassment laced with some choice vocabulary least of which was the B-word (female dog description).
THE STABBER’S VERSION-The chic came back after being told to vacate the shot area and when accosted in a ‘civil’ fashion, flared up and went ahead to rain abuses on the cinematographer for ‘asking’ her ‘peacefully’ to vacate the area.(note-the words in parenthesis are vital).
THE STABEE’S VERSION-Her boyfriend who she came to tell she was going offset heard the exchange and tried to tell the cinematographer that he need not be rude to make a point.
THE STABBER’S VERSION-After raining abuses on him (the peaceful cinematographer) for asking her quietly, the chic in question went a step further to incite her boyfriend into harassing the cinematographer.
Hmmm. Are you following all this? Isn’t the contradiction confusing you yet?
Finally…
THE STABEE’S VERSION-States that when pandemonium broke loose and the cinematographer’s boys were having a field day punching and kicking the otherwise helpless (butter children I assume) victims, that the renowned cinematographer found a stray bottle and smashing it, he lunged at the nearest face and ended up drawing blood and a blood curdling scream from the victim.
THE STABBER’S VERSION
-States that (please listen to this carefully) the boy that was stabbed and bleeding profusely was from another fight unrelated to theirs.
Excuse me? And he allowed himself to be photographed and used as a model for this particular fight? bleeding all the while as he posed for the cameras?
Dear Cinematographer, please do we really look that stupid?
cin•e•ma•tog•ra•phy [sìnnəmə tóggrəfee]
noun
photographing of motion pictures: the art or technique of photographing and lighting motion pictures
-cin•e•ma•tog•ra•pher, noun .for example DJ TEE etc.
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